LA Confidential

Attributes

Face
LA Confidential
Leaf
Green
Pot
Happy
Environment
California Sunset
Foreground
Sunset Blvd
Accessory
Chain
Accessory
Accessory

Attributes

Face:
LA Confidential
Leaf:
Green
Pot:
Happy
Environment:
California Sunset
Foreground:
Sunset Blvd
Accessory:
Chain
Accessory
Accessory

The LEGEND

Scan the Earth with the most sophisticated interstellar canna-biometric sensors available anywhere in the universe and you’ll discover that Los Angeles, California currently boasts the most robust collection of cannabis strains on the planet. 

That’s because just like actors seeking a shot in the entertainment industry, LA is where weed goes to get famous. And the odds of success are just long. So for a strain to make its name in LA is really saying something. Even if it’s all confidential.

While most strains these days have their DNA sequenced on the block chain, LA Confidential holds its cards close to the vest. Does it smell like a skunk strolling through a pine forest? Is it lime green, with purple leaves?

Either nobody knows, or nobody’s talking. All hush hush. 

When the Federation of Love, Weed & Recreational Support (FLWRS) recently sent undercover representatives to infiltrate and investigate the Los Angeles weed scene, they almost overlooked LA Confidential. Because this strain stays off the radar. Almost like that’s its super power.

But when you’re the galaxy’s leading cannabis researchers and preservationists, charged with identifying the key strains to transport off the perilous planet Earth to a new life, nothing as good as LA Confidential will escape your notice for long.

Still, even FLWRS doesn’t quite know what to make of LA Confidential. It wasn’t one of the original MTHR plants they brought to Earth millions of years ago to begin their cannabis breeding program here. No, it was born in LA—a pure product of the city that gives the strain its name.

And so, now LA Confidential must leave Los Angeles behind, and get blasted off into deep space to terraform a new terrain, alongside all the other strains considered essential enough to hazard the journey. 

Not that you heard it from me.

ORIGIN STORY BY DAVID BIENENSTOCK
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