Nobody gets nicknamed Thunderfuck ironically. You’ve got to bring the thunder and bring the… well, you understand. We’re talking about a rare breed of weed here.
And of all the thunderfuck strains running around out there, Alaskan Thunderfuck just might be the thunderfuckingest of them all. Which makes sense, given the rugged terrain and nutrient-rich terroir from which this hearty mother plant springs.
Born in the stunningly beautiful Matanuska Valley, Alaskan Thunderfuck even smells rugged, with blasts of pine and skunk. A true testament to the way the surrounding environment shapes and enhances every characteristic of each individual Cannabis varietal.
Summers in the Matanuska Valley are sunny and pleasant, but they do end quickly, followed by a cold, dark, long winter that’s not easy for anybody to live through. It certainly helps if you’re a little thunderfucked up, and so Alaskan Thunderfuck is known for helping others endure and even thrive in the face of any kind of deprivation, for however long.
It was, of course, the vast diversity of different macro and micro climates available on a single planet that made Earth such a favorable site for the Federation of Love Weed & Recreational Support (FLWRS) to use as part of their intergalactic weed breeding protocols. Precisely because they aimed to create the most diverse collection of Cannabis, with every conceivable characteristic.
Now FLWRS is in the process of airlifting its most vital mother plant strains off of perilous planet Earth and transporting them to a distant and relatively safe planet.
Only so many strains can get packed into their deep space escape pod, but rest assured that Alaskan Thunderfuck made it onboard with a nearly unanimous vote of confidence from the federation.
After all, who better than Alaskan Thunderfuck to guide a spaceship full of uprooted, uncertain Cannabis strains through the long, cold, dark journey through deep space to reach their new home?